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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

there's no escape! brew another cup!

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there's no escape! brew another cup!

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago
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    I read that as ffmpreg, and I thought it was some new ao3 trope where two girls impregnate a guy or something.

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      No no, ffmpeg is completely different! It refers to two women pegging a man.

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        That is horrible! How ridiculous and just horrible! What’s the url so I know what to stay away from?

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        I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it’s full of stars.)

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          i have some news for you as to what pegging is

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            I say again, I volunteer as tribute! I’ll take a pineapple in the ass if that what it takes to get blown my two women again.

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              good news, then!

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      That does not have to be a contradiction

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      Least brainrotted fediverse user

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      https://codeberg.org/gruf/go-ffmpreg

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      Close. Final Fantasy 1000. It’s a game that’s fallen through a time hole from the future and contains technology that can do absolutely anything to anyone, including that.

      Why? It’s a nineteenth-stage capitalist thing. Something about gods of wealth, insatiable hunger and first-borns.

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        I wanted to propose that WH40K make a new Chaos God of Capitalism…and then I thought about for 5 seconds and realized they did. The Emperor. The Emperor is a god of capitalism. Which is an interesting (to me) perspective on the franchise. So, thanks for that random completely unrelated Lemmy comment.

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