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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

https://lists.debian.org/debian-security-announce/2026/msg00441.html

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  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    Like the tide, only the moon affects kernel compilation

    • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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      Hate to break it to you, but the sun also affects tides.

      Tap for spoiler

      • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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        Gravity equation says everything with a mass does… Compiling Gentoo removes the sun from the equation anyway (I chose this over a yo mamma joke, I’m getting wiser it seems)

        • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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          May I still get the yo mama joke?

          • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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            Yo mamma so fat it’s always high tide when she’s at the beach

            • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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              Oh yeah? Well yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the traffic slows down!

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                Oh yeah? Yo mama so stubborn, Waze added a “fine, you drive” instruction

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                  Oh yeah? Yo mama so dumb, she left your dad for her ChatGPT-borne boyfriend

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                    Oh yeah? Yo mama so nice, I wish she was mine! Wait…

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