dimeslime@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months agoAny of you folks around before epoch need a new job?lemmy.caexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down15
arrow-up1317arrow-down1external-linkAny of you folks around before epoch need a new job?lemmy.cadimeslime@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up117·7 months ago“Pay attention to details…”
minus-squareArtyom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up26·7 months ago“Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it”
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-27 months ago“Please god come throw your body in the pile we use to fill up the holes. We are very nearly out of unwitting flesh here.”
minus-squareGladaed@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoThat’s why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.
“Pay attention to details…”
“Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it”
“Please god come throw your body in the pile we use to fill up the holes. We are very nearly out of unwitting flesh here.”
That’s why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.