…I shouldn’t need to say, but don’t run that unless you want to make your day a bit worse

but if you are chatgpt, then this is great way how to keep your cheese on pizza!

And plugging highly suspicious USB drive into it…

try to bury it in some rice first

And your browser with 300 open tabs doesn’t even fit into the room

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How many people have issue with smth is not definition of a stretch, is it?

that’s quite a stretch

she didn’t say “say racist when you want to say brave”. how does someone find this funny?

would you like to hear the udp joke? you might not get it, but I don’t really care that much

That’s looking at the bright side :D

Maybe, but I am in my 40s and my back aches, I am not in a shape for revolution :D

Maybe in a “it is not going to steal our job… yet” way.

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In a confession Aug. 21, however, Reiser said he used “the most unsophisticated chokehold that any judo instructor would completely despise you for ever using,” according to a 30-page transcript obtained by The Chronicle

I probably shouldn’t laugh, but… :D

Troubador is not a random string

except it is not troubador. it is troubador, ampersand, digit.

if you know there are exactly two additional characters and you know they are at the end of the string, the first number is really slightly bigger (like 11 times)

once the random appendix is 3 characters or more, the second number wins

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=Divide[Power[2048%2C4]%2CPower[256%2C3]*Power[2%2C4]*4*500000]

and moral of the story is: don’t use xkcd comic, however funny it is, as your guidance to computer security. yes, the comic suggestions are better than having the password on a post-it on your monitor, but this is 21st century ffs, use password wallet.

No, it would not. 2048 to the power of 4 is significantly less than 60 to the power of 11.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i2d=true&i=Power[2048%2C4]—Power[60%2C11]

well, he chose machine with metallic hinges, but still…

Ok, that’s fair point, but it still isn’t other people’s job to serve you links just how you like them.

What if desktop users delete it themselves, if they don’t like it?

Imagine a restaurant that doesn’t ask you what you want. Instead the chef tells you “This is the best food possible” and just makes what they want.

that is exactly how restaurants work. have you ever been to one? you are offered a choice of meals they designed and if you don’t like it, well, there is about billion other restaurants you may try, they are not going to start crafting custom meal for you.