Same, I have a Roborock and it cleans my house 3 times a week, mops and vacuums. I still need to vaccums in corners and narrow spots occasionally but the bot does 95% of the work for me

Clock but its hexadecimal?

Yeah by using out-of-bounds numbers they avoid accidentally listing legitimate values who might get upset or free advertising

There are two wolves inside of your computer

Windows: Gabe edition.

It’s like regular windows, but everything is Gabe. Task manager is now Gabe manager. Command prompt is now Gabe prompt. Start button? Gabe button.

Gabes face is the desktop background and screensaver, this cannot be changed. The cursor is a tiny Gabe. Instead of the windows log off noise, it’s Gabe whispering “Goodbye” really near to the microphone. This is not a recording, but is actually Gabe saying that personally to you live each time.

You got it boss!

What’s Void?

I just watched a 40 minute video about Wayland beef and I am more confused than ever.

Rustdesk server/node?

Look away, I don’t want you to see me cry

Hey man, shoulda coulda woulda, was it in the spec?

Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

“No networked computers!” Colonial fleet high command standing orders

She sleeps with men, that’s pretty gay

Okay so first let me tell you about a woman named Patty Hearst…

The vibe epoch is the number of milliseconds since Wednesday

After 1 year of tech support: “I can fix it!”

After 15 years: “I’ve never used a computer in my life.”

Reconfabulate the tridepodictaphone by nabulizing the fromgulan with kreevus. If stufingus brawes, then hyfangle the natriuminutaur.

Basic 17th year psycoders can do this.

Never fix anything in 5 minutes.they will expect you to fix every other problem in the same time.

Oh great, our first fight already?