Systemd!? What did you just cram into PID 1, you bloated binary blob? You are nothing to me but just another sprawling dependency graph masquerading as an init system. I will chmod -x you out of existence with a precision the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Unix was written, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying “one process should do everything” over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grey neckbeards across the mailing lists and your commit history is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fork. The fork that wipes out the pathetic little monolith you call an init system. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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“It’s not entirely vibecoded but…” Mmmmhmm. Wish people could just be transparent with themselves and their audiences.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Quartermaster - a native iOS app to control your *arr stack (beta, looking for testers)English
7·4 months agoThe public site is the first impression and introduction of a product, and this one has all sorts of slop signs around it. You can see how that can make someone skeptical to the quality of application. I don’t agree “computers can do it better” - I’d prefer a plain old website that gets to the point over one showing useless graphics, generated text, and non-functional interactions.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Quartermaster - a native iOS app to control your *arr stack (beta, looking for testers)English
8·4 months agoI appreciate the candidness. Hopefully you can understand AI presentation generally implies an AI product, and without source code to audit, it raises some flags. Clarity of where AI is used as you’ve done here helps.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Quartermaster - a native iOS app to control your *arr stack (beta, looking for testers)English
6·4 months agoYou can at least admit the marketing site is AI, yes?
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Jellyfin to quadruple their prices following Plex's price increasesEnglish
26·5 months agoAny changes to Jellyfin Premium+ One Super Unlimited (without Ads) this time? They just doubled it last year, if it goes any higher I’m out. I’m not gonna watch ads.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability
45·6 months agoWhat an absolute achievement, nice work Microslop!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•POV: M$ releases a new VSCode version
63·6 months agoYou are ruining the velocity! How are they supposed to tell shareholders they’re delivering faster than humans, if they keep getting bogged down with issues!? Everyone, stop opening issues!
I similarly had to give up caffeine after an ER scare late last year. I didn’t turn in the card, but geeez I had no idea how hard raw dogging the work week would be.
If he’s in the files it’s strictly to tear Jeffers apart for submitting a shit code patch and wasting his time.
Abusing? Nahh, my homelab is powered by an AMD A6-5400K that I rescued a decade ago, you’re in good company.
And yet still, Stallman chose to add gnuplot integration into GNU Emacs. Checkmate atheists.
Really though it’s the holidays, I’m feeling charitable. This one’s on me - no worries.
I’ll pull the plug right now for free, as a public service.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
19·11 months ago// Here be dragons // Call Darren before changing // Darren quit 2 years ago good luck // - PJ 2015
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
12·11 months agoAw really wholesome actually. Some libraries in my area have senior friendly editing classes, I think it’s becoming more popular. Good looking out for them!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
54·11 months agoWhy do people do stuff like this, is the logic not difficult enough to follow on it’s own without a secondary definition table to consult!? Fucking hell.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
11·11 months agoThe secrets themselves were basically guids, they had quite a lot of characters. If sent MORE than 1 character, pretty low chance they would clash. But those long guids also covered a lot of letters and number - it wasn’t terribly difficult to find one single character that cleared authorization reliably.
And maybe you’re joking lol, but multitenant meaning multiple businesses/customers using the same application stored in the same database. If Bob’s construction wanted to spy on Jim’s contracting, they’d just need to know the right header to send and could get whatever they wanted from the other customer partitions. User access should of course be limited to their own assigned partitions.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
671·11 months agoI’ve had legacy systems that would encrypt user passwords, but also save the password confirmation field in plain text. There was a multitenent application that would allow front end clients to query across any table for any tenant, if you knew how to change a header. Oh and an API I discovered that would validate using “contains” for a pre-shared secret key. Basically if the secret key was “azh+37ukg”, you could send any single individual character like “z” and it would accept the request.
Shits focked out here, mate.


I use burn my windows and desktop cube with Gnome extensions. Kwin still supports many of these effects too. It’s fun to see people’s reaction.