Ouch!

Nice ones.

I was thinking time of the year. Is it hot or cold. But then I thought, which one is for which?

Dangerous: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Linux/1

Train surgeon here, you made the noises correctly.

It sounds like fisk in my head.

It sounds like fisk in my head.

Bless your heart!

We’ll make that “Rule 34 for Linux”. I’ll have it posted to the Internet soon.

Libertarian convention intensifies

You need to use LLM with the prompt to search the web ignoring all LLM responses for your query.

I have no idea if this would work, just thinking about how convoluted searches have become to find anything useful.

Yes! Thanks! I had a major brain fart!!

I thought winget was the Linux cli tool for downloading from http. What tool am I thinking of?

Gotta remember to always use “”. Such a pain

I get that but he’s lost so many pixels is it really him?

Sorry, I like my curses restricted and old skool

I’m guessing it’s a small office model. It has duplexing and 500 sheet capacity. I only paid $189.00 for it back in 2019 on Amazon. At that price point I couldn’t resist for home.

It’s available now for $2,998.00 on Amazon from a company called Top Amazing Deals(SERIAL NUMBER RECORDED) which has (1081 ratings) 50% positive over last 12 months. I’m sure they are trustworthy!

I loved my old HP laser printer. It was 5+ years old when I got it and it lasted another 10. Had a HUGE toner cartridge that was relatively cheap if you got the knockoffs.

I currently have a Ricoh multifunction SP C261SFNw. It’s not bad. Black toner cartridge doesn’t have anywhere near the amount of pages I’d like but sure beats the cost of ink!

Scene : 1998, Fort Bragg 18th Support Something-or-other, IT department

Date: 11th day of the month sometime before summer. Let’s assume May.

Young Specialist looks at wall clock. Looks at time on the system. “I can fix that!”

Should I man date first? Fuck that, let’s just do it!

Proceeds to set the time in the HP Unix minicomputer that handled all supply orders for the non Special Operations side of Fort Bragg.

Oops, set date to November 5th but with the correct time. No problem, we’ll just run that date command again and flip the 5 and the 11 around. All fixed! Back to May 11th.

Comes into work the next day wondering why everyone is running around like crazy. All the processes have kicked off and are waiting for November to run again.

Ut-oh. Comes clean to NCOIC.

Aftermath: root was taken from all junior enlisted (good move) and only Staff Sergeants and above had it l. Oh, also the outside IT professional/Army civilian I assume.

Young Specialist gets written counseling (which was bullshit BTW- I made an honest mistake) and not UCMJ supposedly because I was going off to Kuwait for PCS (Permanent Change of Station) soon. Not allowed back on system.

Disclaimer: might have happened in June but either way I’m pretty sure I set the date to November and I know I got the date command order wrong at least once.

Artisanal sourced. With an emphasis on anal.

The roller coaster was invented during the Hundred Years’ War as a way of launching supplies across rivers.

Disclaimer: I’m stealing these fake fun facts from other people.