? There seems to be some question on here.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.

When your heart stops, you are considered dead no matter how viable your brain tissue is.

Source: I have pronounced many persons dead.

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

But they are literally dead

The Book of Enoch says that fallen angels named Uzza, Azza and Azael taught humans originally.

Yay! SolidWorks was literally the last thing keeping me on Windows

Edit: Um, why does the Siemens website say it only supports the license server since 2020?

Holy shit

Funny, now it’s easy to check for birds.