I’ve said for a while that platforms that allow you to easily move make me more comfortable using them, and ironically, more likely to stay around.

I didn’t even know VS Code was something you could pay for.

Also, are you using Discord bots for work?

Edit: Nope and nope.

When I first started my job, a coworker set me up with a machine running NixOS. I gave it a year before I binned it for Ubuntu. I just… didn’t see the point? The troubleshooting wasted so much of my time for seemingly no benefit.

Sorry, Big Cheese now owns your colon.

I love slut protocols.

Look at Mr. Bigshot here reading instructions!

I was introduced to Linux with Vim so it’s actually Nano that confuses me…

Plug the random USB stick I found on the floor into a work computer :)

Liblzma balls

:x simple as. Vim was the first terminal text editor I used so I’m biased.

Does using Linux, Windows, and MacOS simultaneously make me some kind of faith-exploring pilgrim?

But you’re prepared for when it gets big! It’s inevitable!

Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.

Unity Message | 💀

I only program with LBP2 microchips.

Or tighter anus.

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

I was the same with Kubernetes until I started using Lens to monitor the clusters.