The App Box?

This is the dumbest rebranding ever. If I tried really hard to make it as dumb as possible, I’d still not be able to come up with such a horrendously bad idea.

Nooooo! Don’t shake the table!

You gotta embrace the jank! Also, he’s got them in some kind of stand. That looks reasonably stable to me.

Give this man a rack, now!

Which Mac model is that?

Whoa whoa, hold on there! You can’t expect a product manager to come up with such detailed specs!

Heresy! Get the torches and pitchforks!

Make a “pro” version that costs money.

It’s a joke because Bill Gates once called it that. Nobody actually thinks that other than some tech bros that are high from huffing their own farts.

Oh my god! I thought I bought a gaming handheld but i bought… communism!

Yes, I’m aware of that.

I’ll just copy whatever is in the guide I’m following at the time.

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

Using a machine like this just as a NAS is a bit of waste. It’s a full blown PC that would work very nicely as a home server for Jellyfin etc. The RAM will limit the utility, though.

Yeah, I think the biggest obstacle to wider adoption of Linux is the lack of availability of devices that come with it installed. As long as you can’t buy a Linux PC at Best Buy & co, it will always be somewhat niche. Pretty much anyone can use Linux these days but installing it is just too much of a hassle for the average user.

Git gud n00b!

/s, of course.

I’ve come across this kind of response a few times on here and elsewhere, but I think it’s nowhere near as prevalent as it’s sometimes made out to be.

Wow. Just wow. What a bunch of utter darlings. Just let them stew in their own idiocy.

Edit: To clarify, I mean the people who wrote this readme.

Yeah that’s just so dumb. Also, i wouldn’t be comfortable with the OS on eMMC storage. That’s hardly known for reliability. So close and yet so far.

One is about shagging your computer and the other one is about making it prettier. Duh.