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I mean… there’s worse things people have used it for.

ahaha. I’m not fixing it. but that’s what happens when I use an different acronym for work and it decides to autocorrect to that. (not fixing it so people know what your making fun of me on.)

LSF is where it’s at. it’s the ultimate distro.

(kinda joking. kinda being literal as a joke.)

a moth.

the computer was a Harvard Mark II, though it should be noted that “bug” was used in engineering to refer to flaws in machines since before electronic computers existed, so it might not be the origin, but it’s the first time someone logged finding a bug in a computer,

In the spirit of “if you can’t fix it, feature it”, the code does have impeccable error recovery,

If you like round numbers, 69 is all curves.

except nvidia drivers.

fuck nvidia.

Based.

Flatpak is the demiurge.

it has three hands.

Santa knows his cookies.

Man pages are wonderful, yes.

but BiscuitTop + Bacon + Eggs + BiscuitBottom is definitely better than biscuit, or bacon or eggs.

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it’ll never break again.

you should got to sleep sooner!

is anyone actually awake at 7?

It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

Please tell me your phone has a flared base?

Careful, you’lll get your eye poked out.

Instructions unclear, I shot my gaming rig with a 6 bore shotgun…. And then set it on fire.