This is poetry
This is poetry
So much minecraft and kerbal space program. They were two of the very few games that ran naively and had cracked Linux files available on public trackers. I had to put a minimum of 1000 hours of minecraft using the clit mouse that old Dell laptops used to have. I hate that they got rid of those and now the only modern laptops with the clit mouse are Lenovos which I hate. Lenovo ruined ThinkPads.
I’d rather do a LABeast x Steve-o tribute and butt chug 4l of ghost pepper sauce than use windows 11.
Fuck off, I know what I’m doing.
Omg someone please help how did I get this far they’re going to realize I’m stupid when they fire me everything will collapse because it’s all in a single excel file I need to figure out how to live in a tent in the woods and hunt and forage
Use some duct tape
That moment when you hear the fans slowing down, realize they shouldn’t have been running high, and you have no idea how long they were. I’m hardware, not software, so I just assume my robot master has artificial constipation.
I wish I hadn’t needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.