For some reason, I cannot git ye shell. All my attempts to bash my way through anything fail miserably as well.

This weird Grub on a boot keeps showing up and blocking my path.

Fuck this game >:(

I guess the obvious question now is “why”? From a glance, it’s pretty clear that one of the things that you really should’ve done is separated the file reading/writing into separate functions, instead of having every function open-read-write cat.txt

Same account that complained about the christmas santa hat

Neocities is already a modern geocities, so there’s that

Remember when Windows XP reached EoL the first time in 2009 and people abandoned it? Yeah, me neither, but I remember Microsoft groaning and extending some support for a few more years, until the final EoL in 2014. I expect the same to happen to 10.

That’s how I look at 90% of the shit “systems” I’m forced to interact with (xiaomi’s MIUI, banking apps, govt apps, apps that should’ve been fucking websites, websites that “gently nudge” you to use the app, electron apps that are windows only)

Java, verbose? laughs in Pascal

Python being Esperanto? Yeah, no, because Python is actually being used

Juanito Greco, el destruidor de tabelas

Even wasm relies on javascript and frankly, I see its existence as a failure of many layers. Machine code -> Operating system -> Browser -> WASM (emulated machine code)

20-ish, rather. You can still find some legacy systems running some version of VisualBasic on Windows.

Also disagree with op, javascript is the current “lingua franca” of programming. Unless every browser decides to allow scripting in a less shotgun-your-foot language, javascript will remain widely used.

Bobby tables, noooooooo!

atleast a 5/10 in effort

Eh, it’s not like much happened between 2007 and now, maybe just a couple of updates

It has [2] R’s, simple!

That too, but also lots of glitching through walls and, most importantly, “doing everything as wrong as possible”

Being able to accurately explain how you broke shit

This is the most important part. Or look at systems like SpiffingBrit and Josh (Let’s Game it Out) look at games

I’m glad I wasn’t the only uncultured swine unaware of the ++++ = #

On PC, you can hold Alt and press a number combination, like 1 or 257, to get an ASCII smiley. Not Unicode, but hey, it’s something

M’lady

tips fedora

You son of a bitch.

*clicks play*