I believe if there is a heaven and I end up there, I’ll be surrounded by computers I can play with on end without anyone bothering me. If there’s a hell and I end up there, I’ll be surrounded by people who need help with their computer.

Well to be fair, there’s probably a lot of people who have no fucking clue what sudo is, but are getting instructions from stack overflow err, AI. Not that this warning would necessarily stop them, but there was an attempt.

It’s a MS issue, not isolated

If you care, it’s been around since the 1970’s and was coined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM. Certainly not just a crypto-bro thing.

Sounds like an average day trying to run something on Linux.

Or someone compared strings.

Yes, that’s my joke. Using digits in a string list isn’t enough, you have to be smart with your sorting and sort the numbers before you make the string list for your drop down.

1, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 2, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 3, 30…

Teams wasn’t specifically built for remote work though. It was built for internal chat/messaging, document sharing, planning, etc. It is 100% used internally at MS even when people aren’t working remotely.

I know because people at MS have been complaining about it since a few years before the pandemic.

I feel attacked

import builtins

def HelloWorld(funcname):  
    getattr(builtins, funcname)("HelloWorld")

HelloWorld("print")

Edit, improved:

import inspect, builtins

def HelloWorld(funcname):
    caller = inspect.currentframe().f_code.co_name
    getattr(builtins, funcname)(caller)

HelloWorld("print")

Source: https://xkcd.com/2347/

Source: https://xkcd.com/2347/

PS/2 isn’t vintage. I’m still using an adapter to connect my Microsoft Natural keyboard through USB.

Oh, wait…

Nah it’s just if-then-elses all the way down

I’m dead 😭 (and it just gets better from there)

Thanks, I had everything but “pego”.

That’s why agile was created. Because people don’t know what they want in panel 1.

Yeah, it requires replacing the “you test the rocket” with “you test the rocket and it fails or doesn’t meet the updated mission specifications” and the “you go to mars” with “you want to go to mars”

Bah, I was there. .jif was barely used and came 5 years after. They should have used a different name!

Gagascript. One is soft, one is hard.