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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•We can just do the adult check thing the usual way.
6·1 month agoAnd did you use it to access adult material?
I watched someone print his screen by putting his monitor on the photocopier.
Pre 2008 conviction contacts can be excused by ignorance. E.g. Stephen Hawking visited Epstein Island with other scientists in 2006.
Gates was happy to make house visits to Epstein in 2011-2014
I’m saying that case by case, person by person there are alternatives (software and/or processes). E.g.
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If you want features A,B,C then use alternative X
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If you want features C,D,E then use alternative Y
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If you want features A,D,F then use alternative Z
But if your team needs A,B,C,D,E & F then we come to your point that there is no alternative.
I just didn’t want people reading this thread to automatically jump to the “must use excel” conclusion.
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There are lots of Excel alternatives.
There is nothing that matches every single feature of excel in 2026.
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Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•Pirate archivist group scrapes Spotify's 300TB library, posts free torrents for downloading 86,000,000 tracks — investigation underway as music and metadata hit torrent sitesEnglish
1·4 months agoThe treasure is still out there—we have merely lost the map.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•You can do anything at Zombocom
1·4 months agoI started thinking about performance gains.
It’s an older code but it checks out
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Oh! Here is terminal for you
21·4 months agoIs it as good as Google desktop was?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•don't do ai and code kids
26·4 months agoGoogle have significantly improved upon Bard.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Final Final Layer_new(3)
6·5 months agoAnd that software may or may not be very reliant on AWS
Not. Electrical Scada systems are usually airgapped from the Internet.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots."English
4·5 months agoWearing a dress and moustache.
It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Madness or brilliance
6·6 months agoI don’t use the debugger. I just write perfect code.
/s
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
2·6 months agoSupply chains need that. Traditional databases can’t be used because there would be hundreds.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
31·6 months agoBlockchain is an adequate solution to a problem that already has other, cheaper solutions.
There is no other solution for creating a shared, permissionless database.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
42·6 months agoFalse.
How do you modify a transaction that occurred 100 blocks ago? You’d have to also modify the 99 other blocks since that modification. But for those new blocks to be valid you need to find the new magic number that brings the hash below a certain threshold, 99 times. But there aren’t enough machines.
Hmm.
isEven(-2)…<out of stack error>

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