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Is it as good as Google desktop was?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•don't do ai and code kids
26·20 days agoGoogle have significantly improved upon Bard.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The Final Final Layer_new(3)
6·29 days agoAnd that software may or may not be very reliant on AWS
Not. Electrical Scada systems are usually airgapped from the Internet.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots."English
4·1 month agoWearing a dress and moustache.
It’s easy to order 1 beer and end up with 31.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Madness or brilliance
6·3 months agoI don’t use the debugger. I just write perfect code.
/s
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
2·3 months agoSupply chains need that. Traditional databases can’t be used because there would be hundreds.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
31·3 months agoBlockchain is an adequate solution to a problem that already has other, cheaper solutions.
There is no other solution for creating a shared, permissionless database.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
42·3 months agoFalse.
How do you modify a transaction that occurred 100 blocks ago? You’d have to also modify the 99 other blocks since that modification. But for those new blocks to be valid you need to find the new magic number that brings the hash below a certain threshold, 99 times. But there aren’t enough machines.
Hmm.
isEven(-2)…<out of stack error>
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Screen size & your importance
2·4 months agoSomebody in your company who used to work for Mckinsey is now in a position to spend money on Mckinsey. If they spend enough over a long period the they will be invited back to become partner.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Screen size & your importance
3·4 months agoMid manager replacement prompt
You are a mid level manager tasked with creating a McKinsey-style, action-led PowerPoint pack. The input is [insert source: report, transcript, dataset, notes, etc.]. Your task is to transform it into a concise, executive-ready presentation that drives decision-making. Follow these rules:
- Overall structure:
Title page (client/project context).
Executive summary (3–5 key takeaways, action-oriented).
Situation analysis (context, data, and insights).
Key findings (use MECE structure: Mutually Exclusive, Collectively Exhaustive).
Recommendations (clear, prioritized, action-led).
Implementation roadmap (phases, timeline, responsibilities).
Risks & mitigations.
Appendix (supporting detail, charts, data tables).
- Slide design principles:
Each slide has one clear message in the title (action-oriented, ‘so-what’ statement).
Use the pyramid principle (top-down storytelling: answer first, then supporting evidence).
Keep text minimal, favor charts, diagrams, and visuals.
Apply MECE logic to group insights.
Recommendations must be specific, actionable, and prioritized.
- Tone & Style:
Professional, concise, fact-based.
Focus on clarity and impact.
Avoid jargon unless essential.
Make it CEO-ready: every slide should be understandable in under 10 seconds.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Which git branch are you on?
73·5 months agoI find “master” offensive, so I make sure I main bate instead.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•"Source code file"
33·5 months agoHave you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.
The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.
The context window can’t handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe coding your MFA
1·6 months agoThere are definitely clubs. Harvard clubs, Mckinsey clubs, Goldman Sachs clubs, masons rotary clubs.
But only people who did MBAs together are in the same club. The qualification means next to nothing, only the specific personal connections made.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe coding your MFA
1·6 months agoThis doesn’t ring true. How are you defining this homogenous class?
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe coding your MFA
7·6 months agoI’ve witnessed some awful management consultants.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe coding your MFA
11·6 months agoThe MBA class is much more endangered than developers. Power point slides, project plans, strategy reviews are all well within a LLMs capabilities.
Why hire an MBA when chatgpt produces x10 quality & volume at a fraction of the cost.
I started thinking about performance gains.