What this whole thing has taught me is that there is a market among billionaires for someone to peddle enslaved kids.

Now epstein is gone, and has been for years, but that demand doesn’t just die. I don’t have proof, but there is zero doubt in my mind that epstein is not a one and done. There’s either another epstein, or more likely a dozen smaller epsteins out there.

There’s a part of me that thinks all these ICE abducting kids is being done at trumps order, specifically as a means to replace epstein.

They’re still a little wobbly but they’re good enough.

This is what drunk dads say about their 1 year old son who’s just learning to walk.

I only have one laptop so my hobbies have to coexist on it.

And yet I see no pornhub sticker…

Because you’re already dead on the inside?

Maculley Maculley Culkin Culkin.

Now pronounce GIF. The RIGHT way…

I pirate software, but at least I don’t rape children.

So what I’m hearing is that you’re a big fan of Windows 11…

Ha ha ha. Did they really do another commercial with the same concept, but in court?

I believe you. I just never saw it. That’s wild though…

…yeah. Thats what I said.

When you did this, and your doorbell rang, was it a group of penguins, or japanese businessmen that said “Wii would like to play”?

Oh god. Is this going to be like how you pronounce “gif”?

Is it gif?

Or is it gif?

I…I lost track of what just happened. G stands for…something, I imagine.

…who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?

What would you doooOOOOOooooo… for a Klondike bar with an old dell server?

Or ICE agent. Dealers choice.

Boycotting Logitech is easy moving forward; Don’t buy their crap.

You’re like 5 years too late on that for me. I bought a mouse in 2019. And in 2020 the mouse died. Wouldn’t even turn on. Wouldn’t charge. Dead.

I call up logitech, and ask what my options are. Basically my options are “fuck you”. Couldn’t even send it in for repair at all.

Compare this to 2005. I had a mouse in those days I paid $200 for. Which in those days was quite a bit. My then girlfriend broke my mouse. So I called logitech to ask how much it cost to fix. I had the mouse about 2-3 years at that point. So I knew it wasn’t under warrenty, but I figure maybe repair is cheaper than buying a new one.

Guy on the phone says “Nah, I’ll just ship you one”. And I was confused. I asked “Oh. How much is that?” And he says “Don’t even worry about it. Lets just send you a replacement.”

Week later I had a free replacement on my doorstep. Instant recurring customer.

But now? Between deminishing product quality, disappearing customer service, and enshitified policies, I no longer feel like I’m a logictech customer for the past 5 years. This after being a huge cheerleader of theirs since the early 2000s. Maybe late 90s.

These companies do not seem to get that the easiest way to generate consistant revenue is with repeat business. I’m no longer a logitech customer, but I still have a lot of logitech products. Whenever they die, they’ll be replaced with something else.

9.5 years is ancient in smart home devices.

Note to self. Don’t buy smart devices. 9.5 years is like a sneeze to me. I still have a Nintendo NES from the late 1980s still in working order. I mean, I modded the video out, and replaced the pin connector. But it works.

My first computer was 33htz. Ran Windows 3.1. And Warcraft 2.

So yeah. The perfect computer.

Man. I have no use for this. I know where I go. I go to work. And then the gym. Almost every day. Because I work a lot.

It’s like my boss always says…“BACK TO WORK, DICKHEAD!”