you might have to explain the joke a bit. I get that jokes don’t get better with explaining, but… I don’t get it

oh, right. how silly of me.

I’ve read the comments here and I just don’t get it, what does any of this mean?

Breaking up with your mom.

Haven’t had a grill in ages. So hungery.

Yep. Apparently outlook does this and afaik because some kind of link sniffing/scam detection/whatever, but it does it by changing the first characters of each query argument around.

We spent amazingly long time figuring that one out. “Who the hell has gotten Microsoft service querying our app with malformed query args and why”

So, I’m an arch-btwistan, what does nixos do for a gamer/youtuber/low-tier-wannabe-musician? Legit asking, because I really don’t know what makes nixos tick, and the (very little) I’ve read doesn’t really explain the benefits of it

I guess just because how the question was laid out, I’m disqualified as I was taught how to use it the first time I used it. :P

with my first linux -system, I had an experienced friend to hold my hand while installing, configuring and usage - including vim. So, the first thing he taught me was how to exit it. This was sometime in … 2003-ish?

installing operating system: 15 minutes, give or take.

give a name to the computer: 45 minutes

the plot of

in a nutshell?

I’m ok with timezones, but the guy who invented daylight savings time I’d slap to all the way to the sun

c’mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()

srsly? so it’s just all “grab whatever dev” and not at all associated with the bus?

Different bus, different naming.

Now, memory kinda hazy, but weren’t ide devices /dev/hdX?

no, you must copulate with the shoes, do it. DO IT NOW.

Otherwise there… is definitely a tomorrow. But… you know, you do you.

because this is the internet, I’m not exactly sure what you mean with that… and frankly I’m scared to ask.

https://www.gumbies.co.uk/ it’s real all right.

sploosh.

Vim commandline goes :BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

absolutely, but they were in general (IIRC) suggesting them for the main downloads, but just not telling anyone outside the comments, which was the weird part