Mint doesn’t come with WINE out of the box if I’m remembering correctly. While trivial for most of us, it might be effective enough as a hurdle for the kids. Especially if installing it is locked behind su permissions.

This is a fun game approach to learning some bash basics.

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.