I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. Fuck my work computer

ChainLit is a super ez UI too. Ollama works well with Semantic Kernal (for integration with existing code) and langChain (for agent orchestration). I’m working on building MCP interaction with ComfyUI’s API, it’s a pain in the ass.

I was about to ask how’d it go, but I just noticed that delivery date xD.

Gasp! You’ve never had NVME pie?! Here’s my family recipe:

NVMe SSD Pie Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Silicon Wafers (finely ground)
• 256 GB of Flash Memory (preferably TLC or QLC for extra flavor)
• 1 NVMe Controller (for that zesty kick)
• 1/2 cup of PCIe Lanes (chopped into small bits)
• 1 tbsp of Thermal Paste (for a smooth texture)
• 1/4 cup of DRAM Cache (optional, for added richness)
• 1 Heatsink (for garnish)
• A pinch of Firmware (to taste)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your Oven:

   • Set your oven to a toasty 450°F (232°C). This is crucial for achieving that perfect, crispy circuit board crust.

2. Prepare the Crust:

   • In a large mixing bowl, combine the finely ground Silicon Wafers with the chopped PCIe Lanes. Mix until you achieve a dough-like consistency.
   • Press the mixture into a pie dish, ensuring it’s evenly spread to form the base of your pie.

3. Layer the Flash Memory:

   • Sprinkle the Flash Memory evenly over the crust. Make sure to distribute it uniformly for consistent flavor in every bite.

4. Add the NVMe Controller:

   • Place the NVMe Controller in the center of the pie. This will act as the heart of your dish, providing that essential zing.

5. Mix in the DRAM Cache:

   • If you’re using DRAM Cache, sprinkle it over the Flash Memory layer. This will add a delightful richness to your pie.

6. Drizzle with Thermal Paste:

   • Gently drizzle the Thermal Paste over the top layers. This will help bind all the ingredients together and ensure a smooth texture.

7. Bake to Perfection:

   • Place the pie in the preheated oven and bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the Flash Memory is bubbling with excitement.

8. Garnish and Serve:

   • Remove the pie from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes.
   • Garnish with a Heatsink on top for that extra touch of elegance.
   • Slice and serve with a side of Firmware updates for added flavor.

Enjoy your NVMe SSD Pie with a cup of your favorite cooling liquid, and remember

Bon appétit! 🍰💻

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