“Microsoft”

Oh wow, I remember having one of these on my keyboard.

Mint.

My keyboard is a normal keyboard and doesn’t finish shit.

I love that she sees a screen of text she doesn’t understand, finds a few parts she does and freaks out, but turns out she doesn’t understand those either.

They’ve got strong DRM (Divine Rights Management)

Don’t those blue cables go to various locations in the office for equipment to connect to? You don’t have 20 cables leading out to the internet. The purple cables connect to the switch/router/firewall and then one (or maybe a few) connection leads out to the internet.

A few months ago I finished building my system and commented that I’d installed Mint and had been enjoying it for a week. Some guy felt that he needed to suggest a different distro to me (and actually got some upvotes from people agreeing with it).

I had JUST switched from Windows to Linux and had only been running for a week! CAN I RUN WITH ONE DISTRO FOR ONE FUCKING WEEK WITHOUT HOPPING ALL OVER THE DISTRO-SPHERE?! Holy shit. Just let me enjoy my system for 7 days without telling me I should change again.

I was shocked someone could be so obnoxious.

Mom, look! I’m a statistic!

They’re wrong too, although less-so.

Also, what about that last American?

I prefer gofuckyourself@hole.com

I use an old platter on my desk as a coaster.