Well I use key-based login for security; obscurity just keeps the network congestion down

You can use any port for ssh. When I switched from 22 to 1337, brute force attempts at logging in stopped

That’s “graphical oowey”, right? /s

I generally just say the letters; the amount of shit I get for saying gee en you…is not actually that much because I usually don’t interact with coding nerds via voice, only text, but if I did they would be livid

Edit: For some reason I try to pronounce Xfce as a word instead of an initialism though, ‘ecks-fiss’. Maybe I’m just broken.

Specifically high hardware requirements that they absolutely lied about

X forwarding is too much work

That happened with Windows 8 and Vista as well. There was a running joke that every other Windows release was garbage when I was growing up.

And the joke works with 8 and 10 both being shitty, because they skipped 9, which would have been the good one.

They really should have gone with Windows Nine, to bring the naming scheme in line with Xbox One while also avoiding the startswith.('Windows 9') issue

This meme is older than windows 8

Backslash is allowed too - how do you escape that?

It’s backslashes all the way down

steam games

That’s cheating, you’re supposed to compile your games yourself

You can pry binary-based terabytes from my cold dead hands

Want to download an application? There’s the App Store. No need to download random .exes from sketchy websites (and learn what a “computer virus” is the hard way)

We’ve had that for years, it used to just be called apt-get. Though I’ll admit a GUI software center is nice when I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for

Please return completed form to /dev/null in order for your fuck-up to be assessed by a professional.

Lol

I kinda like it, easy to see unbalanced braces

Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning

Companies use the same software on Linux and Mac systems, and it’s a kernel module there as well; this could have happened to any OS that companies are using it on, it just happened to happen on Windows.

Giving kernel access to outside software is always a risk; these companies chose to take that risk

It was a kernel module, there’s nothing Microsoft could have done

cops exist to protect and serve

Supreme Court says otherwise. It’s just a slogan, not an actual mission statement

Just saying ‘bash’ was ineloquent of me; could I easily open a terminal that feels like a Linux/UNIX shell?

Though from your comment, I expect the answer is “Yes.”

Slap some XFCE or LxQt in there, she’ll run twice as quick

WSL sounds really cool, but I was already gone by then. How well does it work/compare to bash?