The Rolling Stones doing their final concert for about a hundred and fifty years now.

You can’t fuck it up more so why not?

I prefer sudo pop.

I find having an operating system is bloat.

That’s one happy cotton ball.

You probably just used the wrong command.

Do you like ponies?

How much (ballpark) power is this using a day or month?

I’m Hurd right now.

There’s PonyOS for anyone who thinks Linux is too commercial, like me.

You need a magnet, a needle AND a HD platter?

But I like unix and linux.

Nothing finer in the world than French wine, Cuban cigars and Russian escorts.

Whoever wrote that error message doesn’t know how to spell separate.

It’s been GIMPed.

Did they snort heroin too?

I saw a documentary where a guy started to use drugs to keep his cover, then got addicted and got pushed down an elevator shaft.

You seem surprised.

Oh sorry, typo.

I meant I was a bronie growing up.

Still am, but I used to be too.

I was a brownie growing up, there’s nothing wrong with them.