Amen. Moved countries, started a new job. They forced me into OSX and gsuite.

I’ve been stuck in that for over 6 years now.

the edits to charlie kirk’s face are so subtle these days, I can’t tell if this is the original or has been slightly modified.

the master/slave relationship in old tech

The master branch is called master not because of slavery. It’s a master copy of the code

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master–slave_(technology)

A hentai file so you can goon while you code? My god , you’re a genius. Elon musk needs you at twitter asap

how does the AI know what the rest of the project is like? Or what the purpouse of the file is?

“I’ll hit you with”/“I’ll stick to you”

Me working on basic js:

Well JS, you are an odd fellow, but you run in a browser.

HELP! HEEELP!

just like electronic components, they sell the gates by the chip with multiple gates in them because it’s cheaper

I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

If you’re stupid, look into Static analysis for additional warnings that let you know when you’re fucking up as you code, instead of at runtime.

EDit : It’s also good if you’re not stupid, but you know, you’re probably already using it.

the 000s used to be general info, unassigned, now they’re software

$ cat girl

😄

now that the shitty joke has been replicated, but this time without a smelly computer involved, it has so much soul!

good job taking the idea the guy that fed his idea into the computer , and then making it again, but looking worse.

You truely are the John Henry of our time.

it sucks that they teach us our code will live forever, so watch out for introducing bugs…

then the companies go under, designs change and you waste your life leaving behind nothing.

Well, you have the timestamp, band and song title.

I believe in you, you can render the intent behind my post

Reg me : You have to focus and debug this code sober, even though you tried everything

Palpatine me : DOPE - THRONE

This definitely does not mean that your computer is running what you intend at all.

This is true of all programming

the c++ team is a sacrifice I’m willing to make. can we just shoot Brendan Eich in the head if he’s not in there too?

The bug persists, preparedness for the bug has ceased.

you know what, fuck you.

un environments your development

edit : disintegrates your development environment?