

Why are the fart sniffers reading the code? Or does the mere thought of a naughty no-no word give them the bad tingles?


Why are the fart sniffers reading the code? Or does the mere thought of a naughty no-no word give them the bad tingles?


Where the fuck are you coming up with the time to refactor all of your fucking frameworks?


Management can go fuck themselves. Do they want the code to fucking work or not? These are load-bearing fucks.


These are normal and healthy comments
Each bus is a timeslice
Honestly, this is a win-win. I can just lie and say the AI is working on it, and work my second job in the meantime. Boss gets to tell the execs we’re using AI and I get twice as much money.
I dunno, I always thought WinG had more promise than DirectX


Ah, you must work on our firmware team


I trick Windows-only vendor programs in the exact same way


Oof, right in the middle age!
But yeah, it was the most polished and performant Windows for years - lean and mean. I completely skipped the candy-coated bullshit of XP and eventually had to move to 7 solely for hardware compatibility reasons when I finally had the money to buy modern gaming hardware. What a disappointment that was.


I stopped taking Windows seriously after Windows 2000


Windows supports symbolic links?
That’s all part of writing it. Typing gibberish you don’t understand or that doesn’t work doesn’t count.
I prefer writing code that works and not wasting time with the bullshit generator


Yes, that does demonstrate my point.


IIV becomes IIIII, hm?
Wednesmillisecond, Wednesmicrosecond, …
Don’t be irrational.
Embedded systems engineers do it in Reset_Handler