Every time you SIGKILL, a poorly-drawn penguin dies!

I always go straight for the SIGKILL

No, emacs is superior

No, that’s the recipe for apple pie.

The exact same book, or just another copy?

Anybody else waste a minute scrutinizing this image macro for a spelling error?

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

OK Zoomer

Apple is Ohio?

I wasn’t arguing; I was furthering your point.

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

It’s funny because everyone I know that’s worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

Walz, Gore, Mondale

Schroedinger’s egg

Until a chicken lays an egg containing something that is not quite a chicken

It’s named “duck,” what do you expect?

You need to activate it before I can use it?

No, that’s perfect

No, the OS is a given.

Hackers: “We are root.”