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  • I’m glad he saved you money. I just wish he’d learn the basic grammar of production.

    He’s not the only bad YouTuber. 99.9% of them are clueless. Take the ubiquitous jump cut edit. They are everywhere. This is fine if you’re a nouvelle vague French film director in the 1950s and 60s but have no place in a YT vid. It’s unprofessional. None of these people seem to be able to get through a paragraph of text without fluffing their lines and consequently having to jump cut over the mistake. Watch an Andy Edwards music analysis vid and you’ll see he can get through 45 minutes without a single edit. He knows his subject well and therefore is less prone to errors. If he does screw up he’s smart enough to explain it and just let things flow without interruption.

    What’s with editing every breath and pause between sentences? Anyone that tried to talk like than in real life would die of oxygen deprivation before the end of their vid. It’s unnatural and destroys the flow.

    Then there’s the unnecessary use of effects. It reminds me of the early days of desktop publishing when everyone and his dog suddenly became typographers. The horror, the horror. Just because they have 49 installed typefaces doesn’t mean they have to use all of them in their poxy one page newsletters but that didn’t stop them.

    The basic principles of film and TV production were established over a century ago. If some spotty oik with a computer and a cam in his bedroom at his parents’ house thinks they can do better then bring it on. I have yet to see any evidence of this happening. Putting some Star Wars toys on a shelving unit in the background and draping some LEDS over it is not visual innovation.

    Let me summarise: Know your subject. Write a decent script. Learn it. Rehearse until you are perfect. Don’t use SUPERFLUOUS capitalisation in the TITLES of your latest MASTERPIECE.

    I’ve been in the business too long and amateurs irritate the f**k out of me. There’s a lot more I could mention but life’s too short.

    Ok. grumpy old man rant over :)