My only beef with this lately has been valutwarden.

like look, I get it, http is shit, but I’m on a local network and it isn’t shared or even published to the greater internet in any way… can’t I NO, YOU WILL USE DNS CERTS PER ARTICLE 1.2 OF THE INSTALLATION GUIDE AND YOU WILL SET UP A REVERSE PROXY WITH CLOUDFLARE…

ughhhh

The not-bullshit version of this already exists.

Many know it as MySQL, Postgres, etc.

Databases don’t need Blockchains.