Make your web page in GIMP, export to PNG, <img>.

Hats?

I like it. Simple but effective.

Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.

So my luggage is still safe.

Just take a common word and remove a vowel or two. That’s still hip, right?

Why would a programmer own a printer? I almost never print anything and when I need to I just go to a library.

Except if the game is designed to be multiplayer-only, but even then we should be able to set up our own servers. If the original Half Life could do it in 1998 then why can’t we do it now?

Star Trek (at least from TNG onwards) is a dystopia who’s inhabitants have convinced themselves is a utopia.

Especially if they’re .zip files full of military secrets.

Do the windows wobble?

Relevant xkcd

Real programmers code with TTL chips.

Gimp 2.0 was released eight months before Half Life 2.

Jinkies!

Isn’t that what they did in Superman 3?

This is why big projects back then can take decades to complete.

Good thing that’s not a problem anymore.

If you’re trying to get from Missouri to Oregon and you end up in Wales then you’ve got bigger problems.

Good thing I’m sticking with GDScript.