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Linux settings are stored in files in your home directory, and uninstalling typically leaves those files intact.
I thought a bazooka was the preferred weapon for that.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Was not able to find programming_horror
29·1 month agoJust analyze the code and see if it halts. Simple.
The Doctor also helped.
*hashbang
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Zero Trust Architecture
4·3 months agoLuanti.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•They're just like us!
2·3 months agoMore human than human.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"
6·3 months agoThey tell you which way is clockwise.
Yes, do as I say!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This problem gives the best hugs!
81·4 months agoAnd once it’s sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What is the result of a programmer's work?
2·4 months agoTell that to leftpad.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Floating point arithmetics
1·4 months agoSo, you have a notation that can represent the entire rational set?
No. That’s not what the meme is about, and that’s not what we’re arguing about.
What exactly is being mimicked?
Fractions.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Floating point arithmetics
3·4 months agoNo. They all need to mimic certain numbers.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Floating point arithmetics
201·4 months agoShow how 1/3 can be precisely represented in floating point.

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