I was once fired from a helpdesk job because a security guy overheard me summarizing a Kevin Mitnick book to a coworker, thought I was planing to do what I was explaining and notified my supervisor, who informed his supervisor and so on until it went all the way to the fucking CEO and back.

I was summoned to HR the next day and I had to explain in writing to 5 different people that they’re all idiots and show them the book I was referring to.

I applied for a different position in the same company 3 months later and was hired for another 8 months.

BackTrack 5 because I was too poor to pay for my own Wi-Fi back then, so I had to become creative heheh