Love the Cave Johnson quote in the readme that just preempts any of those pesky “why” questions.

I mean I was just going to put them on my feet… That’s what they’re for, right? RIGHT?!
Oh god, now I don’t know either…
Nothing is certain!
Reality is starting to crumble!!!

Funny you should mention GitHub actions. It’s exactly one of those tools where I was like “this seems cool. I would like to use it, but I don’t even know what for…” and then when I tried to look into it some more I was just more confused than before.

Okay at least I know what to do with those.

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire…
Gumbies isn’t real… Right?

Quick! Screenshot it here and post it on Facebook! The cycle must continue!

Well, then my point still stands.
Jk, don’t hurt me please!

It’s all there, just RTFM!

If they don’t understand this, can we even call it intelligent life?