😒

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!

Next you’ll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

man what’s uptime?

QA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss.

(Manager hasn’t been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)

I use am compiling Gentoo BTW

It’s a non-mutual friendship, though.

Please don’t make me tap the Gang of Four’s Design Patterns book

What a coincidence! I’m a vibe coder cleanup specialist. I clean up after their brains explode from receiving too much vibration from the computer waves (or something, I don’t know how it works exactly. I’m just here with my little sponge)

nix 101 would have been CInix anyway…

Good nerds know their roman numerals

Pregonte file

What about a process? File gone wild?

Amen. Hallelujah! AMEN! Ooh yeah brothers and sisters, AaaAAaAmen!

PS: this is not a cult BTW

* legitimate telemetry data

Not sure where I fall into this chart.

I can tell you. You’re in the shit distro+shit browser part of the chart. Terrible choices. Not like my distribution which is so good. With a very good browser.

No I haven’t read what your distro is. Nor your browser. Irrelevant.

My distro? You wouldn’t know it. Very niche. But very good. Maybe the same as yours, but not the shit one. The good one.

Am I a moron? Sure. A moron with a good distro. (It’s ubuntu+chrome, if you know it)

not reading that essay (/s)

It’s strange. The man pages contain everything you need to know and even examples ready to use. But people would rather try and fail several times. I wonder what inner motivation makes someone have this kind of process. Is there a reward when you manage to make it work through erring? Psychologists, do you know?

You need to read them apparently? I don’t know, this is weird

There’s no such thing as deprecated software, only insufficient modded distro. Your hunt for paleolibraries should be more thorough.

Only joking of course.

Yes, but this is the default on many distros, so for once the end user is not to blame

It is the OS for absolute winners, after all

Some people, many people, they say, you know a lot of people say it, they say that your distro is shit. Now, what, and you know it’s true because a lot of people, the best people, they say that you have many driver incompatibilities. I know everything about drivers and it’s true that your drivers, you know, they are shit too. I used to know Linus Torvalds, I didn’t care for him, but he always said to me “you know drolex, zurohki’s drivers, they are not compatible at all”. And that’s the truth. And your kernel is outdated. Absolutely obsolete. I know it, you know it. Now my distro, everyone knows, everybody says all the time, my distro is the best distro. The best experts, and I know a lot because I am the expert on distros, well, they all say my distro is the best no money can buy. It’s absolutely true! And it has everything for the best distro: terminal commanding, crontabber, vim thingy, you can go ls and have all the information on the files. And even the folders. It’s terrific. That’s what a good distro is all about and a lot of people say my distro has it all.