DUMBASS

Do you guys not have phones?

My bad, if I knew this skit I would have committed to the bit.

Sorry, you are out of credits to generate this response, please purchase more to continue.

I don’t have green ink, will red rink suffice?

How’s this?

Nope!

Well of course, you’re the eXpErT!

6 hours into a heavy LSD trip in a remote mountain town in Patagonia?

Your theme song

Nice! Good luck with your server there mate.

No! I will not ignore this!

G’day! How’s it going?

Come on, you know there’s someone out there trying to work out how to selfhost one of these.

Even with the cum covered pictures, it’s still one of the neatest looking computer setups I’ve seen here.

Well he isn’t using windows anymore, so most of his pain has gone away.

Yeah, but when I try to make a fork of it the local government fines me for building an illegal road again.

Can confirm, I nearly burnt down my house twice and the car we were driving in down a busy highway once when I was a kid, now I use Linux.

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Do people not know how bingo cards work anymore?

Wikipedia has it at 1.5-2% but that’s only for people born in Africa who immigrated to sweden, it doesn’t include natural born citizens, so that’s probably where they got their info from.

Where’s my 15 minutes of fame?

You squandered it in 1993.

Hold.