Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I’m an expert in.

Once I get some extra money to fuck around with my computers, everything is becoming foss. Fuck Microsoft.

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Seriously. If Elon shut down Tesla tomorrow all these engineers would be building electric cars at other companies.