high performer just means you got a staff of 20 to do the job of 5 people while you sit in meetings saying “KPIs” and “MVP”
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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Mom can we have Scratch? We have scratch at home. Scratch at home:9·2 months agosuper minor but I always preferred to define fizzbuzz as modulo 3*5 to show adherence to the instructions in the readability of the code without having to think about why
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Converting an image to PNG alignment chart1·3 months agothe “shitty website” box is also likely just ImageMagick too
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Make Bash Great Again!!61·3 months agono racism
I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia
Programming is definitely not an exact science.
Armchair amateur here but there’s often a lot of talk about O(n), memory optimization, trash cleanup, compression methods, race conditions, vertex choice in matrices etc…
It reminds me of the neo-plasticists, whose argument was there is no significant difference between painting a farmer next to a pile of hay vs painting a pink square next to a yellow square: both are just arranging representative symbols on a canvas.
Art fulfills many practical purposes. You live in an abode designed by architects, presumably painted and furnished with many objects d’art such as, a couch, a wardrobe, ceiling fixtures, a bathtub; also presumably festooned with art on the walls; you cook and eat food in designed cookware, crockery and cutlery, and that food is frequently more than pure sustenance; and, presumably you spend a fair amount of time consuming media such as television, film, literature, music, comedy, dance, or even porn.
but the collaboration!
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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Am I allowed to use gentoo if im not 40+ or dating?1·5 months agothat might be more the advertiser needs to update their negs list
well actually I’ve taken to calling it “GNU+Linux”
it’s in reverse order, the top tweet is quoting the bottom, earlier, one.
when actually everyone knows engineering is all about being able to negotiate precisely which snacks and soft drinks go in the office break room
oh yeah, what’s the shortcut to open LinkedIn on mac?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I redid the meme with what hurts me3·10 months agoas a complete layman and hobbyist i also personally think that “more pythonic” coding can sometimes be more confusing.
I dont think any beginner reads “j for j for i in k” and instantly gets it.
maybe unpopular opinion idk
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Can somebody solve this puzzle?6·10 months agoUSAA has 8-12 ONLY. My smallest memorized password algorithm is 13 characters, that I typically use for throwaways, doesn’t even fit.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•What self hosting feels like (It's painful, please help 🥲)English3·11 months agoI would also add that you need to explain out-of-home steps, too.
I’m not an idiot but I didn’t go to school for compsci or similar and I don’t do it as a job. So frequently the instructions will go
- Get your IP address by entering this command
- Type your IP address in this line
- Now forward any chosen port to your proxy of choice and don’t forget to check your firewall settings!
My sibling in Eris, most people dont know any of those words.
I leave space in my resume template, and every job I run through chatgpt for a list of skills. Add them in, spin up a cover letter same process and send.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.worksto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Forgot to pay my domain for a year and now I have to spend £2200 ($3000) if I want to get it backEnglish9·1 year ago.top is cheap right now and much easier to make into a phrase
NaN naan Jeremy that’s insane