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Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

More like, “I’m sorry you’re stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it’s unrelated.”

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

Maybe the most magical console to me. I’ll never forget my first time seeing the players’ breath/the replays on NFL 2K, playing at the demo kiosk in Toys ‘R’ Us. I was totally smitten. I recall a golden light emanating from the kiosk.

Yes, the green/white and white/green upgraded racing liveries are imprinted in my brain.

Check out Beam.NG, if you haven’t. It’s about as close as a modern game gets to the same level of sheer joy and fun, but it isn’t as well-packaged and intuitive.

I always struggled with Vipers. Still do, really, in more-modern sims. Shelby Cobras are similarly unwieldy (but fun).

As a kid, the AWD made it so much more forgiving. And once you did all of the weight reductions and upgrades, it could decimate just about anything.

It led to my buying a beat up old '94 black 3000 GT a few years back for $900(!!!) to fulfill the childhood fantasy. Not a VR4 sadly and it only survived a few months, but what a glorious few months they were.

I need to try Panzer Dragoon Saga. I always imagined it as an on-rails shooter-type game. Never realized it was an RPG.

Pssst…buy the Mitsubishi GTO.

A lot of great suggestions here already. But nobody is mentioning that if you really want to future-proof, you should go fully quantum.

Best case scenario? It gives you cancer. Worst case scenario? It burns you alive. Don’t fuck around with sunlight.

He was in Toronto last night.

Earthbound on SNES is a timeless one. Advance Wars is an excellent turn-based series. I played it on GBA, but there are a bunch of versions.

Another version of this is unexpectedly finding some niche, single-developer software tool that does precisely the thing you need, all because some genius angel stranger (strangel?) from the internet happened to encounter the same problem, and somehow knew how to fix it.

Sorry, yes: 0000000000.10000000000%

If it makes you feel any better, I’m a total fraud. I’ve used Linux Mint a few times, so now I can say I’m a Linux user.

If you aren’t creating custom software to address one-off needs, are you really a Linux user?

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