What was the command again for having such nicely colored output?

Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html

(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
 
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
 
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
 
%make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
 
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
 
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
 
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food

I love Emacs. Thanks for teaching me someyhing today

Debian

I only use $EDITOR to launch vi from git. Emacs runs as a single process and is always open.

Me as an Emacs user, who omits -m on purpose to practice quitting vi in case I really need it

Same, but written differently

Same, but written differently

Does the christian edition have daemons though

Just learned about the “lolcat” command and I have to say, the name is genius.

Linux: Of course you can use these syscalls designed in the 70s. Windows: Compatibility with what? No, you must use these newly-designed functions that exist only on windows. It’s for your own protection.

Tell me again how proprietary software gives a shit about compatibility.

I see. For some reason my apt manpage don’t list it, but my apt-get manpage does.

What does -y do in apt?