Hey guys I found the dude who complained the github didn’t come in EXE form lmao

me setting my interface into monitor mode manually because it can’t handle being split into mon and managed.

At first I thought this was a legit ban but it actually looks more like an error message similar to 404 lol

Kali: I have no such weakness!

trips and falls on postgres upgrade

Typing addresses in ipv4 is ingrained into my brain, but zero NATing with ipv6 is magical.

The first could be any decent distro like Debian, Fedora, Mint.

The second would probably be rolling release because of the amount of packages lmao.

EXT4 watching NTFS solve its fragment problem by upgrading to SSDs instead of upgrading their allocation algorithm.

There’s a joke in here somewhere about Arch users being headless lmao

A red spy is in the base?!

Hut hut hut hut hut!

Long before I used vim, some dude shared a bunch of vim memes with “:q!” in them.

It was actually vi on some ye olde unix machine, but I remembered the meme and got out, searched up how to use vim, and then jumped back in to edit the file lol.

Successfully uploads file into broken MariaDB with no space left.

Bruh holy hell, glad you figured it out.

Really seems like a fatal design flaw, even basic stuff like sftp has checksums for sanity. I guess it has to do with it not verifying the DB is responding with the correct info or improperly deciding the upload was okay.

The KDE to GNOME should have been “imagine not having standard min max window titlebar buttons by default” with each following DE dunking on GNOME for the same reason.

Seriously, what degenerate thought this was a good idea. Even gesture spamming Mac users still have their standard GUI in case they want to use the mouse like a normal person or idk someone not fluent in computers wants to use the machine without feeling like chopping their hand off.

I’m annoyed no one ever bothers to mention this:

https://github.com/LinSoftWin/Photoshop-CC2022-Linux

I just wish their websites reflected to show all their available spins. It feels like you have to go out of your way to get to the spins site because the main page only shows Gnome.

I get that Gnome is RedHat’s main thing, but like at least make a button that says “See other excellent DEs”. The only thing they have is a button for alt downloads that shows stuff for net install and rawhide.

KDE should be moved into Android’s spot and Android should be chucked further away with Windows.

BSD is useful for when you want to program some specialty hardware once and chuck it into the abyss with no updates and without releasing the source code so you can maintain a barely passing level of security through obscurity. Or if you really just don’t want to publish your source code for a unix system.

Things like modems and old routers come to mind. Also PlayStation iirc.

Most modern IoT stuff I’ve messed with uses linux probably because the devs like not having to manually package things and deal with weird edge case bugs. Since they’re usually making software updates anyway, published vulns are less of a concern.

Blue Team: “Okay everyone let’s make sure this is absolutely the correct input”

Red Team: “Lmao lets try this 90mb list of bash command injection patterns”

I ran with 8gb ram for 7 years because zram would shove my swap into what little ram I had available and it actually worked well enough that I didn’t feel like upgrading until this year lol.

sudo dnf install akmod-nvidia

wow that was easy

tries to run wayland

And that’s how I became an x11 shill

xfce: “Here’s our bi century update. We added some extra mouse pointers that you can choose if you want. Okay see you in 10 years”