if you can find a turbo-enCOBOL sneeble implementation sure

smh real programmers use magnetized needles on tape

it’s called snap cos thats what the community will do to your bones if you use it. apparently

it also doesn’t want to do google for some reason

linux usage hits one tuxillion % truly the millenia of the linux desktop

oh! i forgot about that, thanks!

i should clarify i am not the person in the screenshot lmao

99% of the [thing]_official accounts on tumblr aren’t real, they’re just people pretending to be official accounts at varying levels of commitment.
the post popular one is probably osha-official who committed so hard they got a misdemeanor for impersonating a US Governmental service

as far as i’m aware it’s just a copypasta, knowyourmeme explains it pretty well

mansplaining, noun:

Mansplaining (a blend word of man and the informal form splaining of the gerund explaining) is a pejorative term meaning “(for a man) to comment on or explain something, to a woman, in a condescending, overconfident, and often inaccurate or oversimplified manner”

dunno what was drawn last time but i say we make Xenia

i’m surprised there’s not a single slur in there

all beer is free if you can outrun the cops

also doubles as an electrical fire generator, very versatile

we need to grab firetrucks and a whole lot of paint and just go to town i swear

ad agencies would start sell their ads as “non-tiring” or whether bullshit marketing term they come up with and nothing else would change.
Moneymen will gladly burn the entire planet down into slag if they though it could get them one more penny every month

cant find it sowwy

straight zooted off that Mint
got a honk of that ubuntu

im he/they and i dualboot so this checks out