I had a boss who thought I was slacking off when I opened the “incomprehensible black screen with random letters and numbers”.

Yeah, that one…

I once had a junior calling me in a panic because he didn’t know how to quit nano. NANO!

I must still have a Pentium S with Windows 98 back at my mom’s house. Now I am wondering if it could run Linux.

“updated package-lock.json”

So true! Out of the five jobs I got over my career, three were from referrals.

Simple, it’s not a priority for them.

They care more about their stupid emails than about your money.

I am a software developer at a big bank. The hoops we are forced to jump to just do our jobs are ridiculous.

We resorted to using buggy and laggy remote development environments through a slow VPN.

It’s a miserable life, but at least the pay is good.

You gain efficiency, but lose fun

I use fuck to fix typos