he looks like he’s crying

almost like it’s useful to have purpose built tools rather than feeding the entire web to an autocomplete algorithm and letting it go nuts

laptop outside is fine but on the beach? why don’t you pour the sand in manually at home?

please wipe your screen

this is the classic answer but it also fails pure logic because the question only implies one of them actually works, and even then, it’s only one of them. the truth is any number of them could work, or a specific combination, or a number of combinations, or it might be none. the bulb itself to could be busted. my point is not to be an uncooperative asshole but that a logic puzzle that relies on real world properties should cover its bases.

the fuck is antigravity

mine was an actual heavy-ass switch. it felt like shutting down the power of an entire neighborhood.

no, silly, just blatant disregard for other people’s wellbeing, which is president material

I love how you state that as a fact as if words like give, gift, gill, gibbon, giddy, etc don’t exist.

please tell me you call it JIT-HUB.

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vibe code cleanup specialist, so, normal coder who fixes what a pretend coder fucks up? well you thought AI would take your job but now two people can be employed to do what one person was supposed to do without AI.

i wrote an incredible program in assembly once, and even i was surprised how well it was running because i don’t know how to code at all. then i woke up and realized it was a dream. should’ve known when I named it phant

nice. though valid but obsolete is not a thing… if it’s obsolete it’s invalid.

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everyone’s a joey if you’re tommy enough

doesn’t change the fact that he’s not the founder.

and he isn’t visionary. that’s 2 out of 3…

I’ll allow asshole but it’s still a bit too flattering for him.

damn i was close

literally elon musk

wow that’s the most 2003-looking logo I’ve seen in quite a while