Calm down Satan.
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snooggums@midwest.socialto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Apparently, Catholic dating is all about moneyEnglish11·8 months agoAt least he critiqued his own work instead of assuming it was the best thing ever.
snooggums@midwest.socialto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Apparently, Catholic dating is all about moneyEnglish10·8 months agoMy dog doesn’t make squat for income.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A QA engineer walks into a barEnglish1·8 months agoRandom alphanumeric.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A QA engineer walks into a barEnglish82·8 months agoShould have tested for #^%_@()
Drainstorming!
I used to google onions, because it was the style at the time
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•How programmers comment their codeEnglish5·10 months agoIt explains what it does, it does not confirm that it is what was intended.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It's not like I just change things for the sake of changeEnglish15·10 months agoThe user is always right about what they are willing to spend money on. That doesn’t mean they know what they want, although a lot of people don’t want to change.
That doesn’t mean all change is good, and it isn’t like any UI will ever meet everyone’s preferences. For example, I hate adaptive design interfaces that are significantly different in confusing ways on different resolutions. Like I understand switching a static menu to an expandable menu, but not moving the relative location of certain buttons from the bottom of the screen to the top or vise versa. But that might make sense for some use case that isn’t how I interact with it.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Someone escaped the MatrixEnglish132·10 months agoHuh, my first thought was that they went to the farm upstate where everyone’s pets end up.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What the heck is a god dang cloud?English41·10 months agoNote they left the “…and improved” off the (New) title.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•break fast 🥣 move things 🛒English161·10 months agoLike the startups that ‘disrupt’ the established system by ignoring laws and breaking the parts that worked and selling it like an improvement.
‘Ride sharing’ (unregulated cabs) was only cheaper because of investor funding allowing them to undercut on pricing, abusing the concept of contract workers, and the companies ignoring laws. That isn’t ‘disruptive’ by being innovative, that is cheating the system.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•break fast 🥣 move things 🛒English561·10 months agoLike all sayings, there is context for moving fast and breaking things.
The saying means that when creating something new for profit, don’t worry too much about trying to figure out all the details beforehand and figure it out as you go. This will inevitably cause things to break, but being able to quickly fix that when it happens is the same skills needed to create new features as you go.
The saying does not work with large and complex established systems where breaking things wreak havoc.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What a time to be aliveEnglish36·11 months agoThen some hackers get in and reprogram the AI CEOs to value long term profit and employee training and productivity. The company grows and is massively profitable until some venture capitalists swoop in and kill the company to feed from the carcass.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What a time to be aliveEnglish16·11 months agoTech CEOs or AI?
Just kidding, I know it is both.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Corporate America is Just Office Space in Real LifeEnglish64·11 months agoThat is backwards.
Office Space was based on real life corporate America.
I’d hope he tweets at least one useful thing
Nope.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Senior dev be like...English28·1 year agoDunking on other projects.
snooggums@midwest.socialto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Is an ARM mini PC with only 2GB RAM and 16GB storage worth buying?English16·1 year agoThat isn’t a PC, it is a thin client. Thin clients don’t do any heavy lifting like running apps, they only have RAM and memory to run the software that connects to the centralized server that does the actual work.
For example, if you wanted to use a spreadsheet application to type something up this would connect to the centralized computer that is running the spreadsheet application.
What hacking is involved in relation to an op-in feature?