“Alright, I need all of the leads on this call to confirm: go, or no go.”

“Go.”

“Go.”

“Let 'er rip!”

“Hold up–”

Adderall (strongly typed)

I can only assume the very next slide said, “But having a computer make battlefield targeting decisions is A-OK!” /s

Got me 😔

(posted from indoors)

I mean you’ve got to compile first.

NetBus

Perfect! 👩‍🍳 💋

Hold up, those names are much too descriptive.

Move slow and no things.

“Time to see who’s stopping me from deleting this file… svchost??? Goddamn it!”

😘

Are you sure you’re not a NOC?

Looks like you can host a website on an iPhone. Jailbreaking my afford you more options, but your typical home server type stuff (NAS, media streaming) would require a lot of storage an iPhone isn’t likely to have. Hardware Haven on YouTube used an old Android phone to host a Home Assistant instance, but after a quick search I couldn’t find anything about using an iPhone that way.

What is this “desktop” of which you speak?

Is that what’s under all these files?

Graceful degradation in action.

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

Function over form, I love it!

We call that “Star Wars Syndrome.”