Would I !

Or, or, hear me out, Sokka powered:

(oh I don’t think he heard…) Amazon or going outside?

A real Arch user would make a trapdoor of their own, with blackjack, and very plain but efficient hookers.

I’m fairly sure there’s a queuing module implemented by sys.h that could help with that.

JIA CHEONG TAN

TEACHING JOAN

Linux Is Not Ur Xylophone

Colleague:
“I need to use Linux and my boyfriend suggested I use Ubuntu, is that right?”

Me (screaming internally, deciding on whether to rant on bloatware, on Canonical, on reproducibility, on monetization, on many things wrong with the world, but not wanting to come off as an elitist, nor scare her off the idea altogether):
“… that, that should be fine.”

Hey!

I mean… yeah? Its actually hardware accelerated too, and mpv can play videos directly on it

Radical suggestion:

• Once a year you buy a hard drive that can handle all of your data.
• rsync everything to it
• unplug it, put it back in cold storage

Its insanely popular on distrowatch. I also don’t know why

The Assyrians knew what they were doing

Is that Florian 2nd from right

Set -e, please for the love of god, set -e

It very well might be a real exploit. Lemmy was briefly taken down by an XS attack using the emoji library… so who knows, maybe a 3000% smiley face is all that is needed

Espeak doesn’t get better, but nor does it get worse

I’m an avid GUIX user, is Shepherd already incorporated into it?

Fun. You can dick around with your init scripts without having to worry about the right triggers or spawn classes or anything. Your system is hackable with bash. Systemd: here are a list of approved keywords, don’t insert that there, why are using cron when you can use me?