I disagree. I use Linux but have depression. I’m upset that y’all left me out of this photo

git checkout -b good

Sometimes you must do for yourself

I’m Archicus

Only up until moments ago

basking in the nostalgia of my friends and I shattering AOL trial disks in the cul-de-sac

Gimme big tabs that look like buttons on a child’s ipad app. I also want the tab matrix enabled and always visible on mobile. Finally, they must make various squeaking/honking/chirping noises when I select them and animal noises when left inactive for too long.

I desire tab matrices. Bottom 20% of the window is my browser display

I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike

So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!

Is this how one becomes nonbinary?

I miss Macbarf…

When my dad died suddenly in 2015 and I cleared out his office at his job, I spun down his Win95 machine that he’d been using for essential coding and testing. My father was that programmer—the one who directly spoke to a limited number of clients and stakeholders because he had a tendency to ask people if they were stupid.

Uh huh, uh huh. And how many dicks do I get have to suck per vote? Can you provide a link and very detailed instructions on the process? You know, so I can make sure I never go there before my wife comes home from work.

That’s the moment where the fighters and the crowd attack and eat the announcer

“Ugh, now they’re both crying…” Covers microphone “Someone hit somebody! God, in my 13 years of UFC announcing, I’ve never been more embarrassed…”

How’s my mom gonna have time for that when she’s busy with every male COD player ever?

It’s about to be!

Super-do real-magic --for-real /* (<- that’s a magic wand)