This could be so much longer.

Killing children, class systems, so many programming language names, the ridiculous ways equality and order-of-operations are done sometimes. Plenty of recursion jokes to be made. Big O notation. Any other ideas?

My boss keeps telling me he won’t ever use Linux on a personal device because “open source = insecure”. ???

Link to the Firefox extension: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/torproject-snowflake/

Meanwhile Linux transforms between Ford pickup, Bugatti, and lemon depending on who is using it.

Same, I was expecting a more extreme version of Reddit’s politics, but was pleasantly surprised. People here are really chill.

Since Manjaro is forked from Arch, it would benefit from Arch’s updated drivers, right?

Probably because Google encourages OEMs to keep the hardware dirt cheap so that they can expose as many kids as possible to Google everything and they can harvest their data for life.