First the right then the left.

It depends is the tree puts on pants before or after being populated.

This is so true.

Even if you do design clean modular code and document it, you’re getting a question a year from now about how it works, or someone just duct tapes on top of it.

History is written by the squashers.

Just one review request?

That actually sounds pretty cool

Sometimes what I’d like to be able to do is treat part of an app as a core and the rest like user provided scripts, but written and evaluated in the host language and not running an embedded scripting language like lua with all the extra burden.

E.g. you have an image editor and you want the user to be able to write native functions to process the image. Or you have a game engine and you want to inject new game code from the user without the engine being a compiler or the game logic being bundled scripts.

Some people hate that C is dangerous, but personally I like its can-do attitude.

“Hey C, can I write over the main function at runtime?”

Sure, if you want to, just disable memory protection and memcpy whatever you want there! I trust you.

It’s a great attitude for a computer to have.

I do like flex layout, it’s very cool!

I’ve been out of the css game for a while though, so now I’m totally lost

I miss when CSS was tables. Now I don’t even recognize it with variables and compilers.

They can’t swipe your password if it’s wrong

They could of course enter it on the target website and see it’s wrong though, so this only works against the crappiest phishing attempts

I’ve adopted a policy of always ebetering my password wrong the first time.

It started by accident.

Less is more, or rather, more is less

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Fuck Gil, he’s always slowing down my Python programs.

That’s non standard though.

ed is the standard editor.

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