Now I don’t know, but I been told
It’s hard to run with the weight of gold
Other hand I have heard it said
It’s just as hard with the weight of lead…

check out pcmasterrace, people throw a bunch of colored lights on their custom computers…

sea lion

i decline your invite to debate the merits of java and jvm… i will instead walk my dog through this beautiful park here…

but, it’s all been said on top level comments on this post.
it’s trash, and honestly, even if it was perfect, sun microsystems has ruined any potential benefits.

the jvm brings enough bugs to outweigh any benefits there…
it is relatively fast, but it’s slow in that it takes up a bunch of resources that could be doing other things…

“site:reddit.com” still gives me better answers than plain goolag…

🏆

lol, no…
also this is a joke sub so stop trying to sea lion me about it.
also your “summation” of the article is pretty stupid

i see you’ve switched troll tactics…

just chill the fuck out, do whatever you want with what programming language you want, and leave me alone, dan

lol

word, “dumb ass” was supposed to be a joke too, but i edited it to be less offensive

wordpress does not power 40% of the web…
im not going to argue any more than that because this is a humorous type community, and ya’ll are getting too serious.

i hope you enjoy all of your “programming” with your garbage little “language” and POS word🤢press🤮

p.s. notice how everyone who argues in favor of php and wordpress ONLY know that language and framework?
what a curious thing…

i was responding to your comment about js not have a good core library…
php having libraries is completely moot

oh and, adding a library isn’t very hard

ECMA 6 has had drastic improvements over the past js…
however node is still infinitely better than php, and since javascript is inexorably a part of web development, it’s a lot more logical to use it on the backend too…

i don’t mean that node is great, i mean that it’s an easy transition from php, a billion times better, and much more modern and useful… so a very natural transition…

a dingo

bruh, this is programming_humor… chill, im sure you’re a fine human being

lol, no… it sucks
trust me, if you’ve already gotten used to php, you’re smart enough to learn a better language.
really just use node if you’re going that sorta route…

yeah and they only get you around the neighborhood, any actual distance and a motorcycle is infinitely better…
but, it figures you’d miss that, since you’re a dumby dumbo mcpoopoo head webdev