Does the team for your team have a theme in Teams yet?
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Are you sure it’s not appje?
And how is lichdom treating you? Have you raised an army of skeleton warriors yet?
And vice versa, you don’t need to know how to centre a div to create a game in assembler. I’m comfortable using pointers and managing memory, but don’t ask me to do anything with web UI.
I want faster horses.
zerofk@lemm.eeto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•i use edit.com, notepad and geany btw2·3 months agoFinally someone mentions edlin! Real programmers don’t need to see more than a single line at a time.
No, only the password is.
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zerofk@lemm.eeto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•First exposure to floating-point arithmetic51·3 months agoThere is a paper titled “What Every Computer Scientist Should Know About Floating-Point Arithmetic” by David Goldberg. It’s a bit theoretical, but IMO it’s a must-read for any programmer doing more than the occasional floating point calculation. It goes beyond just limited precision and rounding errors.
zerofk@lemm.eeto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Do any of you here use Programming socks?3·4 months agoIt’s also a very good introduction to programming, and just a good read. Probably the best book about programming I’ve ever read.
Hell: from macOS to WSL.
Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.
Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.
And the learning goes both ways.
Give it time, eventually every project looks like the right.
I knew booze was the only way to make using a Mac bearable.
Our code base is filled with “//constructor”, “//destructor”, “//assignment”, or the ever enlightening “Foo GetFoo(); // GetFoo”.
This is not what they mean by self-documenting code.
zerofk@lemm.eeto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this4·1 year agoThat’s another benefit: no more meetings.
zerofk@lemm.eeto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•It's time to mentally prepare yourselves for this5·1 year agoI’ve been a proponent of this for ages. It makes no sense to cross some imaginary line and suddenly time shifts. Time should change constantly as you move east or west, up or down. Everyone has their own personal time, which is constantly updated.
Bonus: no more daylight savings switch.
Exactly! Even the indicator light of my speakers bothers me during long nightly sessions. I want to see the screen, nothing else.
zerofk@lemm.eeto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Daylight saving creator left the chat....14·1 year agoThat’s a misconception. Farmers lobbied heavily against DST. Their work does not abide by the clock; they milk when cows need milking, and they harvest when there’s enough light, no matter what some clock says.
In Europe, DST as we know it now was first introduced by Germany during WW1 to preserve coal, then abandoned after the war, and widely adopted again in the 70s. In the US it was established federally in the 60s.
This is all glossing over a lot of regional differences and older history. But yeah, US farmers were very much against the idea.
I use Remote Desktop it a lot, and was warned about the changing name beforehand. And yet when one day the old application disappeared from my dock, I had the same reaction. I thought company IT or a macOS update might’ve screwed me over.
I’m used to it now, but that was a strange day.