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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000!

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Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000!

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    Bar graph of Windows versions. Most are unreadably small, 95 and 98 are visible, and Windows 2000 is the only tall column.

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      Where is XP and Vista on this chart. Millennium edition is missing but we don’t count That one anyway.

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        They’re all NaN and were discarded at outliers… Yeah, they’re that bad compared to 2000.

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          What about my first windows, the 3.0 😭

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            I think I jumped over from DOS at 3.1. High five!

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        I counted it. They said it was ‘more stable’. It was not. I used to know my CD license code off by heart.

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        If you could get *Windows ME to install without crashing.

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          get YOU to install what?

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            ME was the abbreviation for Millennium in Windows ME.

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              The only version of windows I ever purchased.

              They owe me now.

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                You should take it to small claims court

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        XP in ASCII is [0x58, 0x50] and Vista is [0x56, 0x69 0x73, 0x74, 0x61]. If we add all of them together we get 168 (0xB2 for XP and 519 (0x207) for Vista

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      This one’s coincidentally accurate, though (relatively; 8 should be in the negatives, or dropped off the chart altogether like ME, and 98 and 98SE should be split).

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