List of Jesus’s fetishes by biblical support:

1: foot worship 2: feeding 3: nurse cosplay 4: groups 5: S+M

And they called me lazy for never opening any of my emails!

I think Bender would be rather proud of the label, honestly

Hentai is verboten Japanese Westernized cultural cancer, true cumrades would use 卡通漫画

Which means “sexy cartoon”

(I made that all up and copy and pasted the characters from the Internet so if it’s wrong I don’t care)

Not their problem, collect the check until they notice you’re not showing up

The job Mythos is legitimately better at doing than a human because it has a database of techniques a human can’t reliably replicate?

Like, yeah, they stole the techniques from humans and the rest are brute forcing but… It can’t forget them.

Now, getting a job as a crime guy and tricking idiots into plugging in usbs, that’s got a future

Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain’t you’re on your own, dipshit

Fun Fact: the Panic of 1837 was caused by Andrew Jackson’s idiotic idea to pay off the national debt by stealing land and selling it, which crashed the real estate market. Jackson had also refused to continue the American central banking charter so there were basically no tools to fight it.

He is literally Trump’s favorite president. You know, the real estate guy fighting with the Fed.

They’re equated because Christians label all heathenry as demonic.

Tl;Dr It’s the same word but with an æ

They were demons but with a funny æ

A Gen X old person once said to me “Oh you’re not familiar with computers, that’s okay” because I was typing awkwardly on a shitty old work keyboard in a new job

My nerdy millennial ass has literally never been more offended

Time?

Does he know?

You’re right, having problems with the HDMI staying in IS a skill issue.

“just tell it to fix the errors!”

“AND I DID MY BEST–OKAY”

(theft)

It’s what happens if you submit a comment and fall for the egregious lie that is Lemmy telling you it didn’t go through

Pretty fucked up bro