lmao that’s crazy

I usually encounter it in NPM packages, it’s always like “200 critical vulns in your dependencies!” and then 199 of them are “if you pass a regex bomb it takes a long time lol”

142 critical vulnerabilities

checks inside

denial of service only

I am indeed

Gonna end my internet today on a good note with this post. Goodnight funny people in my phone

Yes, unfortunately they don’t know how to fix their vision’s css

The phrase “fun at parties” has been banned from my sight. I cast Quickened Spell: 1000 Downvotes

This is what I do. For best security practice, make sure to use public key authentication and disable password authentication so nobody can even try to guess your password.

Such as?

“debate”

I don’t think I had a single coherent argument on that godforsaken hellsite

Great idea! That technique isn’t just genius — it’s full of real human vibes.

That’s ok, sometimes I to to type quickly too

Damn, this guy might be stronger than me… what could defeat the power of THREE exclamation points‽

They’ll never figure out my secret technique… TWO exclamation points!!

Wiztree my beloved

Please drink verification can to continue

The second issue was too blatant, I knew I was getting the old 4chan bait and switch

“Don’t complain, just fork it” people when complaining works: 😳

Ooh that’s a good roll, idk if I can beat that… unless you’re bluffing

Nine fives